Jewish Wisdom Ball

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The Jewish Wisdom Ball® is a fun Jewish take on the classic Magic 8 Ball®. Simply ask the ball a yes or no question, shake, and turn over to reveal one of 20 answers imbued with the vast wisdom of our heritage. What makes the answers Jewish? Well, there’s a good chance your question will be answered with a question, yo

The Jewish Wisdom Ball® is a fun Jewish take on the classic Magic 8 Ball®. Simply ask the ball a yes or no question, shake, and turn over to reveal one of 20 answers imbued with the vast wisdom of our heritage.

What makes the answers Jewish? Well, there’s a good chance your question will be answered with a question, you may be made to feel guilty for having asked in the first place, and once in a while you could be told to put on a sweater.

The Jewish Wisdom Ball® is perfect for anyone who has questions to ask but lacks a sympathetic ear to listen, tell them that they’re crazy, and that it would be better if they didn’t ask. Also, they’re not getting any younger.

Yes, we’ve taken 3,000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, and captured it within a small, plastic toy.

Answers include:

* So now you need my help?
* Feh
* Better you shouldn’t ask
* Why not?
* You call that a question?
* You should be so lucky!
* You even need to ask?
* You could do worse